Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
Friday, July 25, 2008
That's impossible. I haven't written a blog post for Wednesday yet.
And what about Thursday? When was Thursday? ...no... I was here all day yesterday and it wasn't Thursday.
Does anyone have a few days I can borrow? I have way too much to accomplish before next week. My bestest friend is getting married next Saturday and I still need to figure out what I'm wearing. My family returns from California on Wednesday and the bathroom isn't quite finished.
Life! Slow down, you move too fast. You've got to let the morning last...
Monday, July 21, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
"What is that?"
"It's lotion for your lips."
"Why are you using it?
Always loving an opportunity to tease my younger brother with the topic of cooties, I responded, "It makes my lips soft and kissable. Want some?"
"Why are you using that anyway? You're not dating anyone. You aren't even close to dating anyone."
Thanks Little Boy Blue. Now all I want to do is watch a chick flick and eat ice cream from the container.
Eat it with my soft lips, that is!
Friday, July 11, 2008
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Every time I drive by a mural that marks the entrance to a pizza joint in town, that pick up line comes to mind. At first glace one sees a group of people running towards a common location. Someone holds a sign for PIZZA and other for SUBS.
Is that a pregnant woman next to a bride and groom? And what’s with the boy dressed as Robin? A broken leg; an umpire; and what is that nurse holding? I don’t know what type of pizza/sub party this is but I’m not hungry anymore. Suddenly I don’t like pizza. And please don’t come over anyway.
...and lest you forget what town you are in, where is everyone running?
To see the gator leashed by the bulldog of course!
Monday, July 7, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
I secretly wish Bo's name was 'Bill' but the joke still works. I'm patiently waiting for the day someone notices my system.