I've been Googled

"Mammogrammed Jewelry"

Someone typed that phrase into a search engine and wound up on my blog. Mammogrammed Jewelry, huh. As in bracelets? How does the sizing work? Hypothetically speaking, say I have petite wrists. ...just pretend okay. So, should I order the "Almost A" or "Barely B"? What about guys? Is this jewelry only for women? Will $1 of all bracelet proceeds go to support Breast Cancer Research? And where does one buy this jewelry? Sooo many questions.

Goodness, a post about bras and now mammogrammed jewelry. I'd say this blog just hit a new low.

...and no, mammogrammed is not a word. I'm just reported the word as it came to me.