I attended a facial party recently. The pampering was wonderful and I decided to purchase two products. A few days later Little Boy Blue noticed me applying some lotion.
"What is that?"
"It's lotion for your lips."
"Why are you using it?
Always loving an opportunity to tease my younger brother with the topic of cooties, I responded, "It makes my lips soft and kissable. Want some?"
"Why are you using that anyway? You're not dating anyone. You aren't even close to dating anyone."
Thanks Little Boy Blue. Now all I want to do is watch a chick flick and eat ice cream from the container.
Eat it with my soft lips, that is!