Monday, July 14, 2008

From the (Soft) Lips of Babes

I attended a facial party recently. The pampering was wonderful and I decided to purchase two products. A few days later Little Boy Blue noticed me applying some lotion.

"What is that?"
"It's lotion for your lips."
"Why are you using it?

Always loving an opportunity to tease my younger brother with the topic of cooties, I responded, "It makes my lips soft and kissable. Want some?"
"Ew, no."
"You sure...?"
"Why are you using that anyway? You're not dating anyone. You aren't even close to dating anyone."

Thanks Little Boy Blue. Now all I want to do is watch a chick flick and eat ice cream from the container.

Eat it with my soft lips, that is!

10 comments:

Shankar said...

You should have told him that, like a Boy Scout, you are always prepared.

Em said...

mmmm...soft lips...you'll be dating in no time!

Coordination Queen said...

Nothing wrong with being prepared.

Beth said...

Kids can be brutal.
Soft lips are good any time - and so is a chick flick!

Craze said...

Haha! Pedro told me the other day that I don't need to date cause I have bad luck at picking them.

Melissa said...

Actually the word on the street is that you have very kissable lips. You've got a reputation to uphold.

Charlotta-love said...

Shankar: I never was a boy scout but I am slightly OCD when it comes to being prepared.

EM: yes...

Queen: Thank you! nothing wrong with soft lips either.

Beth: Any suggestions?

Craze: Pedro...lol. He makes me laugh.

Melissa: ...and just what reputation are you referring to?

Jared and Katy said...

thats what little brothers are for right?

Travis Butterfield said...

ouch. you just tell little boy blue that the only reason why you're not dating anyone is that a) boys are retarded, and b) that there are plenty of guys who would date you, if you didn't live far far away . . .

TC said...

Yeah, you have to be prepared. Having soft lips is not something you can wait until the moment to fix.