1. For behold, I, Charlottalove, did desire a new bathroom.
2. And the family left for the land of California last Wednesday.
4. And behold the family did not know and the bathroom would be a surprise when they returned.
5. And I did have confidence that I could finish before they returned and I began.
6. And I did remove the wallpaper.
8. Spackling begat sanding.
9. Sanding begat (cough, cough) lots of dust and a scratchy throat.
10. Dust begat sweeping.
12. And the toilet was moved.
13. And the water and not been completely drained. The water begat mopping.
14. And I began to like the new chair in the kitchen and had a vision. Behold, the bathroom would be an unfinished pantry.
15. And I calmed down.
16. And I saw the pile of colors on the counter top. And behold I did begin to have a headache.
17. And it came to pass that I could not decide on a color. And the colors were many. And I still have not decided.
18. And behold, I have taken time to rethink my decision to redo the bathroom and I will not redo the floor.
19. For behold, my mind can not comprehend what that will begat.
20. And I, Charlottalove, make an end of this record until tonight after work.
21. For behold, that is when the project will continue.
22. And I shall begin painting which, in the beginning, was my only desire.