While I was in New York, I spent several hours at the Museum of Natural History. I was there for at least five hours and I didn't even see everything. Be glad that my camera batteries died halfway through or this blog would just be one picture after another of documented history. That place was amazing. The reptile and snake room was very enjoyable.
In fact, I learned how to get bitten by a snake.
What!? Don't you want to know this kind of stuff? 
It's very handy information.
Handy.
Because it's with your hand.
Get it?
Why would they make a display case with detailed models and instructions if they didn't want you to get bitten?
New York is friendly like that.
I mean, look, they even tell you how to lie after the snake bite. How informative is that?!
Speaking of bites...I looked everywhere for this exhibit.
Anyone know how to get bitten by a vampire?
10 comments:
Go to Transylvania, lay off the garlic, hide the mirrors, keep the doors unlocked, wear nothing to cover your neck, go to sleep...that should do it.
oh no. you're a twilight fan too? sheesh. I can't escape you people ;-)
move to Forks
That was seriously a display... how to get bitten by a snake. I think I'll stick with the southern hospitality.
Oh man, I thought that was the cast of Party Of Five.
I think getting bit by a vampire also entails blindly sticking your hand into a hole.
Become extremely introverted and insecure and unconsciously coy because then it'll make you way too cool for your own coolness but also unaware of the coolness because you're so shy and self-deprecating. Oh and develop some killer vampire-attracting pheromones...
It's ok Charlotte we all want to be bitten by him!
roflol I so did not see that coming. Great reading and now you've given us some eye candy too! hee hee Poor Rob, he will be known as Edward forever now!
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