Wednesday, December 10, 2008

That Bites

While I was in New York, I spent several hours at the Museum of Natural History. I was there for at least five hours and I didn't even see everything. Be glad that my camera batteries died halfway through or this blog would just be one picture after another of documented history. That place was amazing. The reptile and snake room was very enjoyable.
In fact, I learned how to get bitten by a snake.
What!? Don't you want to know this kind of stuff?

It's very handy information.
Handy.
Because it's with your hand.
Get it?

Why would they make a display case with detailed models and instructions if they didn't want you to get bitten?

New York is friendly like that.

I mean, look, they even tell you how to lie after the snake bite. How informative is that?!

Speaking of bites...

I looked everywhere for this exhibit.

Anyone know how to get bitten by a vampire?

10 comments:

Shankar said...

Go to Transylvania, lay off the garlic, hide the mirrors, keep the doors unlocked, wear nothing to cover your neck, go to sleep...that should do it.

Travis Butterfield said...

oh no. you're a twilight fan too? sheesh. I can't escape you people ;-)

Melissa said...
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Melissa said...

move to Forks

Coordination Queen said...

That was seriously a display... how to get bitten by a snake. I think I'll stick with the southern hospitality.

Bone said...

Oh man, I thought that was the cast of Party Of Five.

Jocelyn said...

I think getting bit by a vampire also entails blindly sticking your hand into a hole.

kelley said...

Become extremely introverted and insecure and unconsciously coy because then it'll make you way too cool for your own coolness but also unaware of the coolness because you're so shy and self-deprecating. Oh and develop some killer vampire-attracting pheromones...

The Wallaces said...

It's ok Charlotte we all want to be bitten by him!

Bekah said...

roflol I so did not see that coming. Great reading and now you've given us some eye candy too! hee hee Poor Rob, he will be known as Edward forever now!