Disclaimer: I like to keep my blog clean and funny; G-rated if you will. Today's post is slightly different. It's rated G as in Gross. Continue at your own risk.
On Saturday I joined 5 friends to check out Netherworld. This haunted house is located near Atlanta and boasts it's so scary "you better bring an extra pair of pants". Thinking I would rather relieve myself before rather than during the haunted house, a few of us broke from the line and headed to the porta johns.
Mama Mia taught me, when using public restroom, to line the edges with toilet paper if seat covers aren't available. If one really takes the time, 3 strips are necessary. One on each side and one on the top. I was in a hurry and skipped the 3rd strip. I mean, why do you need to stick one at the top?
Wanna know why?
Because that's precisely where someone left a surprise for the next porta-potty visitor.
It was dark.
I should have squatted.
I can not adequately describe how disgusted and upset I was. The night was ruined. Netherworld was right: you better bring an extra set of pants.