Monday, October 29, 2007

This Blog Rated G

Disclaimer: I like to keep my blog clean and funny; G-rated if you will. Today's post is slightly different. It's rated G as in Gross. Continue at your own risk.

On Saturday I joined 5 friends to check out Netherworld. This haunted house is located near Atlanta and boasts it's so scary "you better bring an extra pair of pants". Thinking I would rather relieve myself before rather than during the haunted house, a few of us broke from the line and headed to the porta johns.

Mama Mia taught me, when using public restroom, to line the edges with toilet paper if seat covers aren't available. If one really takes the time, 3 strips are necessary. One on each side and one on the top. I was in a hurry and skipped the 3rd strip. I mean, why do you need to stick one at the top?

Wanna know why?

Because that's precisely where someone left a surprise for the next porta-potty visitor.

Me.

It was dark.

I should have squatted.

I can not adequately describe how disgusted and upset I was. The night was ruined. Netherworld was right: you better bring an extra set of pants.

17 comments:

ThomCarter said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Anonymous said...

Thom, you are weird, that was disgusting!

Patience said...

Eeeewwwwww!! I hafta go wash my hands now.

Craze said...

BLECH! That is just gross!

p-squared said...

I had to shower after hearing the disgusting details (which you mercifully left undocumented).

charlotta-love said...

Thom: just wait...

Anonymous: VERY disgusting

Patience: I made them take me to a gas station to wash!

Craze: You have no idea.

P-squared: Yes, you got the unedited version of the story. Sorry about that.

Craig D said...

Nature, in all its gruesome glory!

THE HAUNTED PORTA-POTTY!

Mwah Hah Hah Hah...

Beth said...

Thanks for sharing...
Your honesty is surpassed only by your sense of humour!

RED MOJO said...

ohmigod! That's nasty! I might've tossed my cookies, and needed to change my shirt too.

Burg said...

YUCK! I hate porta-potties.

Bone said...

Ewwwww nooooooooooooooooooo!

Exactly why I don't use port-a-potties. Well, that and the smell.

When I count my blessings tonight, I will start with not having to sit to pee.

Rachel and her Brasileiros said...

This is hilarious. and gross. I have a fear of porta potties ever since I watched this one movie and a girl was going to the bathroom in one and some guys pushed it over while she was in it. Makes me shudder just to think about being her.

Helen K. said...

Nasty. There's a lot of bad places to pee out there.
Great blog.
:)

Clairissa said...

Wow, you really do have a lot of interesting bathroom experiences :)

Coordination Queen said...

That is hilarious in a sick and twisted kind of way.

Sarah said...

That is the most disgusting thing I can imagine. Seriously.
I was coming home from Atlanta last night and saw an ad for that haunted house - I thought of you. And then I wanted to throw up. Disgusting.

Shankar said...

Anatomy lesson for the day: I'm glad I'm a guy.

On the plus side, you've got one of the cleanest collections of toilet humour that I've ever seen.