Disclaimer: I like to keep my blog clean and funny; G-rated if you will. Today's post is slightly different. It's rated G as in Gross. Continue at your own risk.
On Saturday I joined 5 friends to check out Netherworld. This haunted house is located near Atlanta and boasts it's so scary "you better bring an extra pair of pants". Thinking I would rather relieve myself before rather than during the haunted house, a few of us broke from the line and headed to the porta johns.
Mama Mia taught me, when using public restroom, to line the edges with toilet paper if seat covers aren't available. If one really takes the time, 3 strips are necessary. One on each side and one on the top. I was in a hurry and skipped the 3rd strip. I mean, why do you need to stick one at the top?
Wanna know why?
Because that's precisely where someone left a surprise for the next porta-potty visitor.
Me.
It was dark.
I should have squatted.
I can not adequately describe how disgusted and upset I was. The night was ruined. Netherworld was right: you better bring an extra set of pants.
17 comments:
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Thom, you are weird, that was disgusting!
Eeeewwwwww!! I hafta go wash my hands now.
BLECH! That is just gross!
I had to shower after hearing the disgusting details (which you mercifully left undocumented).
Thom: just wait...
Anonymous: VERY disgusting
Patience: I made them take me to a gas station to wash!
Craze: You have no idea.
P-squared: Yes, you got the unedited version of the story. Sorry about that.
Nature, in all its gruesome glory!
THE HAUNTED PORTA-POTTY!
Mwah Hah Hah Hah...
Thanks for sharing...
Your honesty is surpassed only by your sense of humour!
ohmigod! That's nasty! I might've tossed my cookies, and needed to change my shirt too.
YUCK! I hate porta-potties.
Ewwwww nooooooooooooooooooo!
Exactly why I don't use port-a-potties. Well, that and the smell.
When I count my blessings tonight, I will start with not having to sit to pee.
This is hilarious. and gross. I have a fear of porta potties ever since I watched this one movie and a girl was going to the bathroom in one and some guys pushed it over while she was in it. Makes me shudder just to think about being her.
Nasty. There's a lot of bad places to pee out there.
Great blog.
:)
Wow, you really do have a lot of interesting bathroom experiences :)
That is hilarious in a sick and twisted kind of way.
That is the most disgusting thing I can imagine. Seriously.
I was coming home from Atlanta last night and saw an ad for that haunted house - I thought of you. And then I wanted to throw up. Disgusting.
Anatomy lesson for the day: I'm glad I'm a guy.
On the plus side, you've got one of the cleanest collections of toilet humour that I've ever seen.
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