While I waited to be a human pin cushion, I noticed an advertisement poster for Botox on the wall. The pictures showed a before and after picture of two individuals who'd had injections. The after pictures showed full, plump, smiling faces. The before showed the sad, wrinkled state the faces had once been.
Wait a minute...
Is it just me or does the before picture look like the model simply scrunched up his/her forehead by scowling?
That forehead wrinkle seems so familiar... as if I've seen it before... but where?
Oh yes, now I know!
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Before an exam:
After an exam:
"I've used 'Zam-Tox for two semesters and the results are visible to all. Thank you 'Zam-Tox. If I knew I could be wrinkle free, I'd have gone back to school years ago!"
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