Today Johnny-Cherie turns 15! Oh my goodness. One more year and she'll be driving...
The other day she and I were relaxing on my bed. I was browsing through a magazine while Johnny played a game on my cell phone. I saw an advertisement for some ridiculously overpriced skin-care products. I read the description to Johnny and then told her the price.
She looked up from the phone and exclaimed, "Are you serious?! You would have to be stupid, rich, or (pause) a celebrity to pay that!"
I told her there was no need to be redundant.
Johnny-Cherie, Happy Birthday, I love ya! (pause) Happy Birthday, I love ya!